Although we have had quite a few previous Margarita Island guests make their way here to our DR villas, the month of July welcomed the return of our first repeat guest to the DR. Rocket Man (Bob) is called "Sponge Bob- Our Favorite Toy"- by the girls at the villas. And he returned after only a 3 month hiatus. He picked up right where he left off in April. The girls mobbed him again, and he claims he found a "squirter" in the bunch. Yeh mon! Now that is a find. He says he discovered her during a "feeding frenzy" when 3 girls "gang banged" him. Poor man. We all sympathize with you Sponge Bob.
Ragtop showed up swearing to and promising to "rotate daily". But that was before he met up with Luisa. She is a tall, exotic product of a Dutch Antilles mother and a Dominican father who grew up on the island of Curacao and spent 3 years married to a Spaniard. But she is intelligent and fiercely independent with beautiful light green eyes and a gorgeous athletic body. Not many men can resist. Ragtop spent the whole week (almost) with her, and after using up 38 condoms in 6 days he left the villas bruised, sun tanned, and content. Just feeing a little trepidation about returning home and experiencing the "sensory abuse" of those big, pasty skinned, yard wide, mall cruisers.
In another week, Robert (the Piano Man) and good bud Tim (The Tsumani), who had visited our Margarita Island villas last year, showed up curious to experience our DR villas. They both expected to sample as much of the merchandise in the DR as they could fit into a 5-day stay. But their plans were derailed by two "femme fatales": Michelle for Tim and Maria the tall blonde for Robert. Tim had trouble keeping Michelle in any clothes during the week. She was always the first one in for the naked pool party, and she even took it all off for the van ride back from the casino last Sunday night. Shades of Margarita! Michelle has a absolutely killer body and loves to show it off.
Angie, after briefly professing to be in love, returned enthusiastically to the rotation. She initiated her return with a couple of energetic two-hour "throwdowns" with the Piano Man. Then she followed the next day in a threesome with Isaura and Wild Bill, a returning Margarita Island guest. Chuckling over breakfast the next morning, Bill said that the two girls put on a real "freak show". He said the girls were really into each other, and that he was into them. Ahemm. And with two of the cutest little "bubble butts" south of Miami. Kudos to Bill. Sixty-two years and still going strong. But he impressed the hell out of everyone by bringing along on the trip his youngest son, for his 21st birthday. Congrats Bill, for providing an experience for your son that will put him light years ahead of his peers in experience and give him something that he will never forget. We all wish that we grew up with a father like that. Oh, did I mention that JR did a 2-for-1 with Angie and Isaura? He asked if he could just move in and live here. LOL. True.
Repeat guest from Margarita, (Doc M) , returned after having lost his way for a year when he went to a couple of other competitors resorts. He even spent $5000 for one three-night vacation, and later tried the "Bargain Basement Vacation" in Boca Chica. Interestingly enough, we ran into the $5000 group, with the Russian girls, at one of the casinos. (Question: Why do you travel to Latin America to be with Russians?) A couple of the guests from the "$5000 place" spent more time behind our girls watching them play roulette and checking out their assets, than they did back at the blackjack tables with their Russian chicas. Can you blame them? Yaggi, Isaura, Angie, Yami, Luisa, and Michelle in their make-up, heels, small sexy tops, and low cut jeans with their tanga G string panties not covering anything when they leaned over to place bets on their lucky numbers were a sight to behold. The brothers (our guests) and I just couldn't stop laughing.
Hmmm. A newsletter for July would not be complete without mentioning Patrick, the Wizard of Auz. He redirected his flight from Sydney to Margarita Island on to the DR at the last minute. What a detour! And what a week. Our beer consumption doubled that week. Sorry, Patrick. No Swan Lager, Four Ex, or Victoria Bitters tinnies and stubbies. Only some ice cold PRESIDENTE long necks. When Patrick arrived he was promptly (and willingly) handcuffed to a column in the villas and the girls had their way with him. Welcome to the villas, mate! He even brought us an Aussie flag. Later in the week Patrick might have been in serious jeopardy (if not for the help of Ragtop) when a marauding band of drunk female Scottish water buffalos (four of them) accosted him at Jose's Beach Bar and almost carried him off to their hotel. That was at least 700 lbs of women! We all joked the next night when we were able to fit four little Dominican "culos" into the backseat of a small car, where 2 of the water buffaloes would not fit in the same space. It just makes me think about the small EVERYTHING of the Dominican chicas. I.E. Their feet are amazing. So tiny and beautiful! Angie is a size 4 1/2, Yami is a size 4, and Yaggi is a size 3. Size 3! And their little culos are amazing. Like two grapefruits. Wow. What a view! Right, Pac Man?
And speaking of Pac Man. It was a long way to travel from San Francisco for 4 nights at the villas but it was worth it. As the last week wound down there were a couple of days when Magnum and Pac Man were the only males in the villas. The girls just walked around naked (or almost) much to the delight of Mags and PCM. This led to a lot of playful teasing and eventually a 3-for-1 for PacMan (which is what the girls probably had in mind from the start). He spent his last night at the villas fully occupied and enjoying every minute of it. But the other girls who were not chosen eventually made their way into PacMan's room "to watch". It turned into an almost all night party. PacMan tried to teach the girls that "faster is not always better". He finally gave up on any attempt to teach them about TANTRA and just went with the flow. LOL. He swears he is going to write a book about his week at the villas. Hmm. What would the title be? Still, it's amazing to think that four days could provide such a rich experience that someone would even think about writing a book about it. Right guys?
Well. The girls are in the pool and calling for us to come out and play. So I'll just grab a few cold PRESIDENTES from the freezer and make my way out to the pool to see what they have in mind.
Thomas Wild
Just another day here in this DR island paradise. I have only one regret. That I did not find this years ago. So for now it's cold beers, hot chicas, and a fun and relaxing afternoon in the pool. Hey. Come on down and join in the fun.
